Monday, 2 May 2016

MY HOPES WHEN I HAVE MY OWN HOUSE

1) I will lead my own lifestyle..carefree..lots of freedom..😍😍😍😍😍

2) I will MIND MY OWN BUSINESS so, I don't need nosey people to pretend to visit me but the truth is - checking on me..a'ah..please leave me ALONE to lead my own single life! 😎😎😎😎

3) I hope I will no more be a "huge burden" (due to me remaining unmarried..nie semua makcik-makcik serta sepupu-sepupu aku yg KEPO asyik desak tanya famili aku bab bila aku nak kawin..cam kalo tak kawin, aku nie alien..yg kena jengkal aku jugak..zalim ah mereka wey..)to my family once I move out of my parents' place..😡😡😡😡

4) I will spend most my weekends at home doing the housework or just be couch potato in front of the TV..😝😝😝😝

5) Occasionally I will cook something for my fellow closed friends who are going to "lepakz" in my house..call or text me first for appointment (Jangan main terjah rumah orang cam manusia tak belajar social studies..INGAT!)..hehehe..don't try to surprise me bcoz you, guys might be surprised..I don't guarantee which guy will opens the door to greet you, guys..Don't say I did not warn you, guys! 😁 😁 😁

6) I will make sure my house are a place where peace belongs..just ignore the neighbours knocking on walls at midnight..just regard it as "cengkrik", ok baby..😁 😁 😁..

7) I will also make sure my house is not a "permanent refugees' camp" (1 or 2 nights stay OK..more than that, NOT OK!) to those girlfriends who wish to run away or intend to sulk (merajuk lah sangat korang ehk..cam budak-budak..alololooooooo..akak gurau aje..)  from husbands or grumpy parents..Helloooooooo!!!!...Don't run away from problems, ok?!!! 😠😠😠

8) I will live happily ever after in my bachelorette pad..😍😍😍😍😍